I Don't Speak Latin
Friday, March 17, 2006
Lots of quizzes. Thanks Clare ^^
60% NUCLEAR 50% BIOLOGICAL 47% CONVENTIONAL |
Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.  Some quick advice follows: TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK - Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs - Avoid extremely large sporting events - Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS: - Avoid buses and subways - Avoid suspicious people - Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups - Avoid exploding bombs TO REDUCE BIO RISK: - Avoid contact with other people - Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat - Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax) - Avoid drinking tap water This test sponsored by Dasani. |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
| the Idiot Savant |
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'. Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel  The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
| The Expatriate Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic |
| Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.  - it rules - |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |