I Don't Speak Latin
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Chronological Cat
Sunday
1. 2pm - Receive cat. I am at Sweeney Todd and can't speak with owner
2. 3pm - Arrive home. Can't find cat.
3. 3:30 - Find cat under some cardboard. Try to feed cat.
4. 4pm - I spend time petting cat and talking to cat until 5.
5. 11pm - Cat still hasn't eaten (tuna or dry food) or drank (water or cream) anythign we have put out for her.
6. 12pm - I decide to go to sleep. Cat starts yowling.
7. 4am - Cat is still yowling.
Monday
1. 8:20am - Cat has pooed on ground beside litter box. I am late for theory.
2. 5:45pm - I return home with Clare to make sure cat is pregnant. Cat is pregnant. Cat still has not eaten drank or used the litter box. Cat eats a little tuna.
3. 12pm - I return home from Clare's and cat has still not eaten. I put all cats things in bathroom with cat and close door for the night.
4. 4am - Cat is still yowling
Tuesday
5. 10:30am - Cat is yowling. Cat has grown bigger, if possible. Cat still has not eaten, drank, or gone to the bathroom.
Oh. my.god. ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.
What have I done?!
I need to study for Italian.
1. 2pm - Receive cat. I am at Sweeney Todd and can't speak with owner
2. 3pm - Arrive home. Can't find cat.
3. 3:30 - Find cat under some cardboard. Try to feed cat.
4. 4pm - I spend time petting cat and talking to cat until 5.
5. 11pm - Cat still hasn't eaten (tuna or dry food) or drank (water or cream) anythign we have put out for her.
6. 12pm - I decide to go to sleep. Cat starts yowling.
7. 4am - Cat is still yowling.
Monday
1. 8:20am - Cat has pooed on ground beside litter box. I am late for theory.
2. 5:45pm - I return home with Clare to make sure cat is pregnant. Cat is pregnant. Cat still has not eaten drank or used the litter box. Cat eats a little tuna.
3. 12pm - I return home from Clare's and cat has still not eaten. I put all cats things in bathroom with cat and close door for the night.
4. 4am - Cat is still yowling
Tuesday
5. 10:30am - Cat is yowling. Cat has grown bigger, if possible. Cat still has not eaten, drank, or gone to the bathroom.
Oh. my.god. ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.
What have I done?!
I need to study for Italian.
Cat has not used litter box -> Cat grows bigger.
Poo-density, you know. ;)